A Page Dedicated To Our Friends
Before we get started "praising" our favortie franchise, I'd like to recommend
that all the Mets fans among us click here and join the New
York Mets fan club. This page is definitely not for you.
So, you like the Phillies, eh? Or at least, you don't like the Mets. Or you've
blatantly ignored my instructions. Well, whatever the reason, let's get on with
this page already.
The point of this page is to systematically prove that the New York Mets
are an evil, evil franchise. For starters, let's look at their logo:
Now, right here, let's look at this. Obviously, the Mets' team colors are
orange and blue, a hideous combination without a hint of asthetic value.
Who told them that orange and blue go perfectly together? No one could
have done that; no one except for Satan that is! And what the hell is a
Met? Any team that has to make up words to come up with a name is obviously
spawned by Lucifer. Who gave them the right to make up words just so that
they could have a team? Lousy, pretentious New Yorkers! (When considering
this last criticism, it might be helpful to ignore the fact that although
the team I root for uses a real word for their name, it is not being used
in its standard dictionary sense. Unless the Phillies WANT people to think
of them as female horses. . .)
If you can some how force yourselves past their hideous colors and stupid,
made up names and still like the Mets, there is something wrong with you.
But do not fear, I will convince you yet. Once the Mets decided that their
colors were orange and blue, a judgment which we admittedly question, they
didn't even have the courage to stick by their beliefs. Instead, they sold
out to fashion and did the "in" thing. What am I rambling about, you might
be asking. Look at this "alternate" jersey:
The Mets, having absolutely no regard for tradition, have made black an integral part of their uniform. Have they no shame? No, of course they don't! Indeed, it has become positively ludicrous in Queens! The Mets have a third "alternate" cap, and two more "alternate" jerseys! By my count, the Mets have no less than ELEVEN different uniform combinations!! It's madness, pure madness... the madness of EVIL!!!!
If you're STILL not convinced, you must be brainwashed by New York media
propoganda. But I ask you to consider this final picture, as some Mets
players congratulate each other after at home plate:
Now, I don't mean to suggest the Mets play dirty (The Mets play dirty). But
look at them, don't (The Mets play dirty) they just look more evil than most
teams? If those same (The Mets play dirty) players pictured here were in
Phillies uniforms (The Mets play dirty), why they'd look like (The Mets play
dirty)a bunch of wholesome guys having a good (The Mets play dirty) time
playing baseball. Instead (The Mets play dirty), they (The Mets play dirty)
look (The Mets play dirty) like (The Mets play dirty) a (The Mets play dirty)
bunch (The Mets play dirty) of (The Mets play dirty) evil (The Mets play dirty)
New (The Mets play dirty) York (The Mets play dirty) Mets (The Mets play dirty)
celebrating (The Mets play dirty) over (The Mets play dirty) the (The Mets
play dirty) carcass (The Mets play dirty) of (The Mets play dirty) some
(The Mets play dirty) poor (The Mets play dirty) puppy (The Mets play dirty)
dog (The Mets play dirty) they (The Mets play dirty) have (The Mets play dirty)
just (The Mets play dirty) disembowled (The Mets play dirty).
Well, I hope I don't seem to unfair. I try always to be even handed. But I
really hate the Mets!
Back To The Good, Wholesome, Huggable Phillies Page
E-mail: mozartpc27@yahoo.com